Another Note on Geek Squad Idiots

For those who haven’t kept track:

  • Best Buy took my hard drive out of my laptop, without permission, and wouldn’t give it back.  They claimed it failed a stress test.
  • I took Best Buy to court, the judge made them return my hard drive.

Now, the update:  the hard drive they claimed did not work, works fine.  However, my touchpad no longer works.  It seems that when they put in a new motherboard, they forgot to hook the touchpad up again. I could take it back, but letting the Geek Squad touch my computer again seems like a bad idea.

Palin Pardons a Turkey

Turkeys get slaughtered all the time.  Come Thanksgiving, it’s going to be Turkey Genocide.  We’re okay with that, because we like food, we like getting together with family, and watching football or something.  Still, every year, we have our leaders pardon a turkey or two:

Bush pardons turkey?

But Sarah Palin pardons her turkey while behind her, on camera, a bunch more get slaughtered.  It’s bad theater.

Marriage, Christianity, and Proposition 8

California voters have passed a proposition that defines a word, but has no other legal consequence.  Proposition 8 says: Only marriage between a man and a woman is valid or recognized in California.  However, even proponents of the law point out that, under California law, domestic partners shall have the same rights, protections, and benefits as married spouses.  So why bother? 

The stated claim that this somehow “defends marriage” is too ludicrous to be taken seriously.  Straight celebrity couples are doing far more damage to the image and reputation of marriage than any known gay couple.  We all know about Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.  Name one gay couple who has had anywhere near the public drama?  No, this argument is about possession of a word.  Who gets to define the term marriage?  In California, it’s a large group of people who claim the word Christian who also want to claim the word marriage.  For some reason, they feel their message is weak, so they turn to the State to do it for them.

Why not?  The California initiative system lets people pull pretty much any stupid idea out of their collective ass, and then vote it into place.  Even something as stupid as having the State force the religious definition of a term into law.  People in California are perfectly happy to flood courts with half-baked legislation, though they then complain about judges making law.

But, hey, anybody can play.  If we’re going to have the State define religious terms, let’s have them define something big.  How about the term Christian?

Of course we could make up any definition and if we got enough signatures, it would go on the ballot.  But let’s try to give it some reasonable basis.  The term Christian should obviously pertain to someone who “follows Christ”.  So the best authority would be Christ telling people how to follow him.  For instance:

Matthew 19, 21 – 22,

The young man said to him, “All of these I have observed. What do I still lack?” Jesus said to him, “If you wish to be perfect, go, sell what you have and give to (the) poor, and you will have treasure in heaven. Then come, follow me.” When the young man heard this statement, he went away sad, for he had many possessions.

Also,

Luke 6, 30, 36 – 37

To the person who strikes you on one cheek, offer the other one as well, and from the person who takes your cloak, do not withhold even your tunic. Give to everyone who asks of you, and from the one who takes what is yours do not demand it back.

But rather, love your enemies and do good to them, and lend expecting nothing back; then your reward will be great and you will be children of the Most High, for he himself is kind to the ungrateful and the wicked. Be merciful, just as (also) your Father is merciful. “Stop judging and you will not be judged. Stop condemning and you will not be condemned. Forgive and you will be forgiven.

So, some principles we can abstract:

  • Giving up possessions
  • Turning the other cheek
  • Giving to people who ask of you
  • Non-judgmentalism


Therefore we can safely remove the title of Christian from churches where wealth is common, where war is promoted, where generosity, in any form, is derided, and where people are judged by anyone other than God.

Since law is usually better with large, broad strokes, let’s just say that any church that has large buildings, fancy cars in the parking lot, that advocated for the War in Iraq, that opposes social programs, or that encouraged members to vote yes on Proposition 8 can no longer carry the name, Christian. And, when in the State of California, anybody who violates these premises, yet calls themselves a Christian, will be fined or jailed.  Why not?

Skipping Twilight: When Genres Collide

My least favorite genre is the romantic comedy.  Or even worse, the teen love romantic comedy.  Actually, teen love is even worse when it’s not funny.

On the other hand, I love vampire movies.  The blog, Snarkerati, listed the 70 top vampire movies of all time.  The list is great because it takes a combination of IMDB user scores and Rotten Tomatoes.  IMDB represents the popular vote, while Rotten Tomatoes represents the reviewing elite.  It’s sort of like the House and Senate.  I have seen 41 of those 70 movies.  Included in the movies I’ve seen:

The Canadian Royal Ballet’s version, Dracula: Pages from a Virgin’s Diary (2002) Virgins dancing for Dracula

The Eddie Murphy Movie: Vampire in BrooklynEddie Murphy as a Vampire

And the straight to video, Subspecies

Vampire breaking fingers

But Twilight seems to bring too much teen angst and romance.  Maybe I’ll see it, but probably not with all those teen-aged swooning girls.  Vampires are supposed to be evil, predatory, and ancient.  There are many variations, including hot Kate Beckinsdale vampires, but teen idol is one step too far down the road Anne Rice was treading when I stopped reading her books.

A Quantum of Solace: Pretty Good Bond Movie

I realize I saw awesome too much.  To me, many things are awesome, at least in the moment.  Later the experience fades and I can compare the awesome moment with many other moments, and awesome fades to average.

The latest Bond movie, for instance.  We walked out of the theater, to a nearby restaurant, without anyone commenting.  Once seated, I said “I’ll open with a bid of ‘Awesome!’”  My snarkiest friend said she’d open with “pretty good.”  We turned to another friend who seemed to be resisting the urge to say anything.  Finally, “I did not like it,” he said.  He did not enjoy it in the least.

Talking about it, I realized I had seen many flaws, but had buried them while watching.  The plot runs on, there is an inconsistency in how the scenes are shot.  Some are over the top bids to be great art, and much of the action is too close up, like the Bourne Identity but without the intensity.  There is at least one character who is a complete throw-away.

But I had enjoyed it, hadn’t I?  I love the story between Bond and M.  The story started in Casino Royale, is carried forward here, and promises much more.  So I’m still loving the new Bond series.  Maybe that’s it.  Perhaps, even though this was not a good stand-alone movie, it still gave me the pleasure of being part of the ongoing story.  Like an average episode in a great television series, it still keeps you moving towards the next.

Best Buy Wrap-Up

Turns out Best Buy can’t just steal your hard drive.  It took a judge to explain that to them, but he did and they gave it back to me.  The whole thing is still pretty stunning.  Basically:

  • Best Buy pulled a perfectly functional hard drive out of my laptop, without ever mentioning it to me.
  • They returned my laptop, without bothering to put an operating system on the new drive.  Or mentioning that they had taken the old one out.
  • Inexplicably, they then refused to return my old hard drive, with all my stuff.  The store manager was unable to see the difference between a full hard drive and a car battery.  I don’t think he knows much about computers.
  • The judge in small claims court managed to clarify the concept of property law to the clueless Best Buy people.